My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

Summary of the My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix

He was just your average Joe in this cultivation world – totally ordinary, no special skills or any of that fancy stuff cultivators usually have. The thing is, **My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix** kind of felt like an understatement because, well, his online girlfriend turned out to be something else entirely different.

Because Lu Ping basically had nothing going for him – you know, no cultivation resources or anything cool like that, and apparently, all the girls knew it too, making a normal relationship pretty tough. So he just went for this internet connection thing with one girl he met online. It was his only shot, really.

Then bam! At his graduation bash, things took a weird turn when Lu Ping accidentally let something about their date or maybe even personal info slip out to her. Right after that, the whole place flipped upside down, like a switch just got flipped in some cosmic system. Everyone started going crazy and thinking something super dramatic was happening.

When they finally *did* get together for that agreed-upon meet up, guess what showed up? Yep, definitely **My Online Girlfriend Is The Nine Heaven Divine Phoenix**, the Nine Heavens Golden Phoenix itself! It crashed down right then and there, wings spread wide like crazy, casting shadows across the sky. People went nuts thinking it was a sign of some kind of apocalyptic event.

But Lu Ping wasn't having that. He grabbed his sword, ready to protect everything he knew – his home, his friends, even this girl who just happened to be his online match. "Hang on!" I mean, *grab your attention*! I thought he was going full out hero mode or something? Right before everyone's eyes.

Then came the surprise! The phoenix started talking, pleading like crazy, saying things about meeting in the past and now being here again. Lu Ping just stared at it, dropped his sword... confused maybe?

"No way," people were whispering around him.

"Wait, what's going on?"

"Huh? That can't be right."

He looked around at all these shocked reactions – cultivators from the future talking about *past* events and stuff like 'the fine tradition of us humans'. It was wild. Lu Ping just stood there, brain scrambling trying to understand what hell this was even about.