A guy was feeling real confused one day, sitting there wondering out loud what he might be missing in life considering all his stuff. He laid it out: "I got this car, you know? A nice place to live, the looks are good for sure, and I'm rolling in money." But then things took a turn when someone pointed out that maybe these weren't exactly lacking – apparently they're common tools used by guys trying to charm mistresses. So he started thinking again.
Feeling all kinds of awkward now, he tried to figure it out differently: "Well," he mumbled, checking himself, "I guess I'm loyal to one person and yeah... I can handle hosting and cooking, you know? Make the bed properly too." He even added he could be a good partner for quiet evenings or outings if she wanted.
But then that same person kind of shot him down with a bitter edge: "Huh," they said reluctantly, after hearing his reassurance. "Alright then."
And maybe this is what it feels like to really read, you know? Getting rid of someone isn't always easy, but in some messed-up world where good guys exist, apparently they wouldn't interfere if their woman was fighting over him with a mistress. They'd just... let the wife deal with it herself. It's kind of wild how these stories work out, especially those popular ones like "Hello, Wife!"